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buffalo
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buffalo Says A good sense of humor is necessary when
you own a computer.
I don't know if you know this, but you can now
purchase Kosher computers! They are made in
Israel by a company called DELL-SHALOM. The
price is so low... even with the shipping from
Israel! However, before you purchase a kosher
computer of your own, you should know that
there are some important changes from the
typical non-kosher computer you are used to,
such as:
1) The 'Start' button has been replaced with a
'Let's go!! I'm not getting any younger!' button.
2) You hear 'Hava Nagila' during startup.
3) The cursor moves from right to left.
4) When Spell-checker finds an error it prompts,
'Is this the best you can do?'
5) When you look at erotic images, your computer
says, 'If your mother knew you did this, she would
die.'
6) It comes with a 'monitor cleaning solution' from
Manischewitz that gets rid of all the 'schmutz und
drek.'
7) When running 'Scan Disk' it prompts you with
a 'You want I should fix this?' message.
8) After 20 minutes of no activity, your PC goes,
'Schloffen.'
9) The PC shuts down automatically at sundown
on Friday evenings.
10) It comes with two hard drives - one for
fleyshedik (business software) and one for
milchedik (games).
11) Instead of getting a 'General Protection Fault'
error, your PC now gets 'Ferklempt.'
12) The multimedia player has been renamed to
'Nu, so play my music already!'
13) When your PC is working too hard, you
occasionally hear a loud 'Oy Gevalt!'
14) Computer viruses can now be cured with
matzo ball soup!
16) When disconnecting external devices from
the PC, you are instructed to 'Remove the cable
from the PC's tuchus.'
17) After your computer dies, you have to
dispose of it within 24 hours.
18) But best of all, if you have a kosher computer,
you can't get SPAM!!
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Bytes & PC's
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