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[The_Nerdy_Buffalo] Nerdy For 7-1-11

 



Welcome to today's issue of the Nerdy Buffalo
Send any questions or responses to me at
bbrabant@sault.com and put Nerdy in the subjectline.!

buffalo

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buffalo Says

I don't want to do the dishes,
I don't want to do the wash,
I sprinkled clothes a week ago
And now my iron is lost!

I don't wanna clean the pots,
I don't wanna rattle pans,
I wanna read my e-mail,
And chat with all my friends!

The table needs some dusting
and the floor could sure be mopped,
But I know if I get started
There'll be no place to stop.

The closets are so full
Things are falling off the shelves,
I wish for cleaning fairies
And magic laundry elves!

They could sprinkle fairy dust
And twitch their little nose,
And the windows would be sparkling
And I'd have no dirty clothes.

I don't know what I'm saying,
My head is in the sky,
I must cook that meat that's graying
And bake that apple pie!

My husband needs a flea bath,
The dog needs some attention...
Oh, the other way around I mean!
My brain is in suspension!

I am running round in circles,
I am getting nothing done,
I keep thinking of the internet,
I'm missing all the fun!

I know I'm not addicted
Though I hear that all the time,
But I guess this stuff will have to wait,
Cause today I'll be ON LINE!!!

buffalo says We have had a spate of updates the past few days
for the Microsoft .net framework, Office 2010, and Firefox. I had no
problem with any of these updates even though I did catch MS trying
to sneak IE 9 in on me. Windows Secret Ezine is reporting
that some people are having problems installing the Office and
.net updates and it is up to you to decide wether these updates
are necessary for your computer depending on your usage.

Have agreat weeken and scream if you have problems... buff

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