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1) When you walk into a restaurant of national cuisine, choose the one to go to the representatives of this nationality.
2) If the airport miss a connection, search for Fast Track - a separate line for being late to transplant - or lomis in the queue for business class.
3) If a friend or loved one calls you from the police asking for help, you must do everything in your power.
4) You have the right to hit another man with his foot in the groin just in case of threat to life or health.
5) You have the right to answer "I do not know" to any question about your friend and his wife, or a specified devush Coy.
6) DO NOT PROMISED TO A CHILD THAT CAN NOT MEET.
7) Always screw cap on the bottle, after nalesh (popesh).
8) You must borrow another machine, screwdriver or any other thing, if he asked you about this no later than 12 hours.
9) You do not have to be nice and friendly with their husbands or boyfriends girlfriends devush your ki.
10) If the queue is in a single window or door, always look for a number of second or machine with the same functions. And not only found him to join the crowd.
11) On the road, always missed at least a forward driving trucks. Of all the men at the wheel they are least likely to want to harm you, and most
risk in case of delay.
12) Pizza to eat with your hands, taking a piece of bread crust. Fold piece in half and oil fields, if the waiter forgot to serve.
13) If your weak or too drunk to provoke another fight, you are obliged to act on his side. But if he did run up - do not
indebted.
14) Do not argue with salespeople, waiters and other staff. In case of conflict immediately call the chief of them.
15) Not a man to promise to marry or to say that you love to drag a woman into bed.
16) Do not take the company's mistress, if friends come with their wives. And vice versa.
17) Do not try to row the boat flexing his hands. Rowing - is a series of slopes with a straight back and straight arms.
18) Car rule of three "e" Give way to fool.
19) If you attacked a shark, hit the bloody stump of her hand right on the nose!
20) You must stop a drunk friend, who tries to tell you someone else's secret.
21) You have no right to claim from the woman that she spoke about her ex.
22) girl friend - not a girl!
23) If the link is broken, always calls back to the one who originally called.
24) If you broke a borrowed thing, you must fix it or buy a new one.
25) Do not cool to not go to the polls: your unused ballot box stuffing will.
26) Always call back a friend, if he could not answer.
27) If you can once again not to eat salt - no salt.
28) You must recognize the thing to throw out trash and if a) you can not use it right now b) not used it at least a year, or c) have
You have one more thing with the same functions.
29) Firing of anything was rested in that be arms and lowered his sights a little lower than it seems the rules.
30) Cigarettes not stir petrol lighters. Cigarettes can not be put out, jabbing them in the bottom of the ashtray. Simply put the butt and let him
go out.
31) The taxi always sit in the back seat.
32) When the push-ups, always tucked shirt in shorts, otherwise you will not see her belly.
33) Always ask for any-more money than it's worth it.
34) Do not betray his wife within a hundred miles from home.
35) If you get lost, meet there, where they saw each other last time.
36) never discussed the amount of the bill in a restaurant with those whom you entertained.
37) No man is obliged to shake hands with another in a lavatory or exit.
38) When eating at a Japanese restaurant, has never stirred the wasabi - let him disappear. Sushi luggage into the sauce sideways.
39) Never get involved in the conflict couples.
40) Do not stand in the left lane with a twisted left wheels.
41) Even unloaded weapons can not be sent to the person.
42) If you wear a suit has managed, the belt and shoes should be monophonic.
43) Even awkward to say, but - a run rip off the sleeve of his jacket.
44) DO NOT THIN Single malt whiskey cola.
45) Do not joke with the authorities when you ask formal questions such as "You're carrying a bomb?".
46) You've got to clean up or at least rinse your hair brush before reschesyvat just washed hair.
47) Do not wear fakes
48) The restaurant always take extreme pair of devices for each subsequent meal.
49) If in the first 15 minutes for a table pokrnym you can not understand who is the sucker, then it's you.
50) It is unworthy to drink beer from bottles, cans or plastic, if at hand is a glass.
51) You have no right to ask a friend to help you with some sort of nonsense (to fix a computer, to carry things), if one earns more per hour than the corresponding professional.
52) There is no circumstance under which a man can drink hard liquor. If "no go", mix a cocktail. Whiskey-Cola - this is not the same as that drink whiskey cola.
53) rude grumble about the quality, variety, or zaboristosti what you treat.
54) counts the money, even if you take them with friends.
55) Do not ask another "And when you get married?" in prisutstvii devush his ki.
56) If you attack a dog, pretend that you raise the stone from the ground.
57) Before the shave is better to take a hot shower to steam out the skin.
58) Do not take off your clothes before your partner during laughter.
59) On the stairs, a man must go below the woman.
60) Always book room at the hotel through the Internet, even if you are already standing in the lobby.
61) After the booze always Drink before going to sleep a little more plain water.
62) last cigarette from another Bundle can not be taken.
63) There are situations in which two men can not simultaneously be under the same umbrella.
64) Before calling the question "So where are you?" Every person needs to be late for five minutes over the deadline.
65) Three situations in which women do not skip ahead: 1) lift 2) rear seat of the car 3) a new place
66) Men do not go together to buy their clothes
67) Do not talk on a cell in a public transport than a minute.
68) At the confluence of two roads, always observe the sequence: you missed, you missed.
69) separate fighting dogs, taking their hind legs and raised over zamley.
70) Even if all the other topics have been exhausted, never ask another man who he is on a horoscope.
71) Won must give at least one opportunity to win.
72) NEVER buttoning the bottom button on his jacket.
73) Do not impose on devush ke your phone when meeting.
74) Traveling through Russia, refuel, when you have left polbaka.
75) not to drop into a dead zone for heavy vehicles. It is right at the cabin.
76) Always sprashivayrazreshenie man, before network chemvylozhit in his pictures, especially if they make the final stages of corporate parties.
77) finished with a meal, always put the knife and fork parallel.
78) Always write or call back after the first woman laughing and the next day.
79) Buckle.
80) Modify the wife with her girlfriend - zapadlo.
81) Divide by zero - you can not.
82) rude comment on the actions of man, which raises or drag of gravity, unless you are carrying this grand marble
together.
83) Always turn off your mobile in a cinema. Zadolbali already! Said a hundred times!
84) There is only one way to pour beer man - on the wall, bending the glass.
85) When buying flowers, always take those with a longer stem. This means that they are young and they've never cut.
86) Faced with a polite attitude on the road, be sure to say thank emergency lights.
87) HEAD RULE: Praise in public, cursed in private.
88) During the arm-wrestling, always set your right foot forward.
89) In a strange city go to that restaurant, where most people.
90) Do not stand in the queue, if your time is not worth it. To do this, once and for all to calculate how much you earn per hour, and can relate this amount to wasted time.
91) When doing a census of the text into your blog, always try to find and point Sources.
92) argue, especially with a woman, an old used instead of "you-messages" "I-messages": instead of "You zadolbali" always say "I feel zadolbali", etc.
93) To take the bright light beer food (pasta, fish, cheese), to the dark - dark (roasted meat).
94) The only person who has the right to watch porn with you - this is a woman with whom you sleep.
95) Paying mortgage, car or hotel for, as well as online shopping, use the no debit card and credit.
96) Do not let the loved one in debt more than willing to give him.
97) before a medical procedure otvetstvennoy ask her opinion about the need to have at least three experts.
98) If you put a woman in an unfamiliar car, remember the number, or at least pretend.
99) No appearance or character komentiruyu devush ki, which your friend was foolish enough to start a serious relationship.
100) GOLDEN RULE ETHICS: Do unto others as you want others to do unto you.

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The Original Country

This is a list of the most original of which are specific for its natural beauty, some demographic characteristics, and some of the tourist features. Were taken into account only to sovereign states.
A country with 3 million lakes - Canada

In Canada, there are more than 60 percent of lakes in the world, they are so numerous that their exact number is unknown. In some regions, for every 100 square meters. km for more than 30 lakes.

The country in which more than 17,500 islands - Indonesia

Indonesia consists of more than 17 500 islands with a total coastline of 81,350 km. Approximately 6,000 of the islands are inhabited. The largest islands - Java, Sumatra, Borneo, Sulawesi, Bali, Lombok and Flores. Indonesia contains 10-15 per cent of coral reefs in the world.

Country Desert - Libya

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The country with the lowest population densities - Mongolia

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Country in the jungle - Suriname

The forest area is 14.8 million hectares (57 000 square miles), representing 91% of the total land area of Suriname (16.3 million hectares, or 63 000 square miles). The extensive forest of Suriname and the low population, about 400 thousand in the capital and coastal cities, give him one of the lowest rates of deforestation in the world. Only 5 percent of the population lives in tropical forests, it is indigenous tribes and six blacks - descendants of runaway slaves who recreated forest communities centuries ago and today retain their traditional West African style.

Dying is the country - Ukraine

Country with the highest fertility decline is Ukraine, with the natural population decline 0.8% each year. Ukraine is expected to lose 28% of its population in 2050 (from 46.8 million today to 33.4 million in 2050).

The country below sea level - the Netherlands

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The most unfrequented country - Tuvalu

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Country-continent - Australia

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