:Ten Laws Newton Forgot To State !!

 

Ten Laws Newton Forgot To State !!   http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apunkaweb/join       Here are 10 laws that Isaac Newton failed to share with the world…   1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. **********   2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. **********   3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. **********   4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. **********   5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. **********   6. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. **********   7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. **********   8. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! **********   9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. **********   10. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.  **********   More Posts .. Nice reply.. A lie detector robot Why Love Is Blind Just Beautiful Paintings What People in 1910 Thought the Year 2000 Would Be Like A story told Great Teachers Who Does What EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS Happy Birthday

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