:JUDGE'S JOLT

 

JUDGE'S JOLT   http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apunkaweb/join       A divorce scene was getting rough and hot between husband and wife before the judge.    Wife argued fiercely, "Your honor I kept child in this womb for nine long months, brought baby out with pain and suffering, then whose baby it is?"    The judge looks at fuming husband and asked, "What do you have to say hubby?"    The husband thundered, "Your honor, if I insert a dollar in cola vending machine's hole and a can of cola drops, whose cola is it? Machine's or mine?    Wife would not accept this and replied, "Sir Judge, it was my bottle of milk and if some one injected his couple drops of yogurt maker mix then whose yogurt it is? Big milk-maker's or a small drop pusher's?    Husband replied, "Yes Judge but listen to me, when I pushed a letter in typewriter, jumped and danced hard pressing all the excitable keys to print the letter, then whose letter it is? Mine or typewriter's?    Judge was loosing his brain and yelled, "You knucklehead instead of using typewriter if you had used your handwritten note, none of these would have happened."      More Quality Posts ..   Bring Back any Memories ??? Relationship With Parents. One Day at A Time 80th Floor (Very inspiring story) Realistic Paintings of Woman One of the best things A Story of Appreciation Creative Kids Bed Rooms ! Learn to move on

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