Falling in Love

Dear friend,


just check whether u r in LOVE wid sum one or not . Pls read it carefully

n in the End the mail,

if someone appears in ur subconscious then ...............

than what dear U r in LOVE with that spl Some one.

Try this, it very TRUE.

Dont ignore it

So, here u gooooooooooooooo.......

(Also let me know who is that spl some one for U.)

When you are together with that special someone,

you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around,

you might look around


to find them.


At that moment, you are in love.

Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh,
your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone.
Then, you are in love.

Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back,
to let you know of their safe arrival,
your phone is quiet.
You are desperately waiting for the call!
At that moment, you are in love.

If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from
that special someone than other many long e-mails,
you are in love.
When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the
emails or SMS messages in your phone because of one message
from that special someone, you are in love.

When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would
not hesitate to think of that special someone.
Then, you are in love.

You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend",but
you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that
moment, you are in love.


While you are reading this mail, if someone
appears in your mind,
then u are in love with that person...;))

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When Windows installs programs, it will put the files it needs anywhere that it finds free space, and not directly after the last program installed. As a result, your hard drive has patches of empty space on it that are not big enough to fit a full program, and will result in a drive space error if you attempt to install something new. Scandisk your drive to check for lost file fragments and to fix any errors it finds, then Defrag to pack all of the program files together at the beginning of your drive. This will clear out those empty patches and move all of the free space you've just created to the end of your drive. Now that you've got it clean, keep it that way. Perform this quick maintenance routine every week. For your work computer, Friday afternoon before you leave for the weekend is the perfect time. When you return to work on Monday, you'll have a computer that is clutter-free and as responsive as it should be. Organize your surfing habits. 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It is a joint venture between Kerzner International Limited and Istithmar PSJC and was completed in September 2008...)           The Top 10 reasons why a Handgun is better than a Woman       #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.   ***********   #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.   ***********   #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.   ***********   #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.   ***********   #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.   ***********   #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.   ***********   #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.   ***********   #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"   ***********   #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.   ***********   AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . 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Here's a way to get around it. Now head up to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\WindowsNT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon\SpecialAccounts\Userlist Create a new DWORD entry and name it as Administrator and change its value to 1. Exit and reboot for the changes to take effect. To change it back change its value to 0 or simply delete the key. Democratic differences       Democratic differences ;       Democratic differences between USA & India: In USA you can kiss in public places but cannot shit, In India you can shit in public places but cannot  kiss! ......................................................     I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions! ......................................................     Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun! ......................................................     A software engineer was smoking. A  lady  standing  nearby  said  to him "can't you see the Warning, Smoking is injurious to health..!'. He replied "We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!" Never Argue With Kids   Never Argue With Kids   text-decoration:none;">old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.   On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."   A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room.When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"   A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother."I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"   A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". 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Click on the Modify button and check off the second partition or hard drive you want indexed (for example, D:, E:, etc).   If you don't see the drive you're looking for, make sure you press the "Show all locations" button at the bottom of the window. You should then see all of the possible choices: That's it! Windows Vista will then begin indexing the new location and results from the extra drives will appear in your searches. Now, you can also add network drives to the Vista search index, as long as the drive is a mapped drive. Note that turning on the indexing in Vista is a great way to find files quickly and I would suggest keeping it on all the time. However, you may want to turn it off if your computer seems to be running slow. Either way, this is an easy way to make your Vista searching even easier!   Kabir Vani and Software Engineer (SE)   Kabir Vani and Software Engineer (SE)   font>     Kabir ">Kabir : Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye   SE: Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye, Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye   Kabir : Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu paye Balihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye      SE : Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu paye Balihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye.   Rahim : Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo chatkaye Tode se fir Jude na, Jude gaanth pad jaaye      SE : SE confidence manager, mat todo chatkaye Project to barbaad hoye hi, appraisal mein waat lag jaye.   Kabir : Dheere dheere re mana, dheere sab kuch hoye, Maali seenche sow ghara, ritu aaye phal hoye      SE : Dheere dheere re project leader, dheere project execute hoye, Client dikhaye kitni bhi urgency, release deadline ke baad hi hoye..   Kabir : Jab Tun Aaya Jagat Mein , Log Hanse Tu Roye Aise Karni Na Kari , Pache Hanse Sab roye   SE : Jab project aaye company mein, client hase hum roye, Aisi karni na Kari , TU hase client roye...   Kabir: Dukh Mein Sumiran Sab Kare , Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye Jo Sukh Mein Sumiran Kare , Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye      SE: Rush hour mein kaam sab Karen , routine mein kare na koye, Jo routine mein sab kaam kare, to rush hour kaahe hoye.   Kabir : Pothhi padh padh jag mooya, pandit bhaya na koye, Dhai aakhar prem ka, padhe so pandit hoye      SE : Coding kar AR jag mooya, programmer bhaya na koye, Do shabd copy-paste ke, kare so programmer hoye.   Kabir : Chalati chakki dekh ke, diya Kabira roye, Do paatan ke beechmein, saabut bacha na koye      SE: Client aur manager ko dekhke, engineers saare roye, Deadline meet karne ke chakkar mein, saabut bacha na koye.   Kabir: Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja Khaye Vaid Bichara Kya Kare , Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye      SE: Deadline aisi dakini, man ka tension badhaaye, Kaam itna ho sar par, time pe complete kaise ho paaye.   Kabir: Maala To Kar Mein Phire , Jeebh Phire Mukh Mahin Manua To Chahun Dish Phire, Yeh To Sumiran Nahin      SE: Engineer gaye sab cigarette peene, Leader phire office maahin, Cubicle se jyaada time canteen pe rahe, yeh to dedication naahin   ****** I'm worried       I'm worried ;">No visits... No calls... No sms's... No letters... No missed calls... I'm worried... R u in jail again? ................................................     Money can buy... House but not Home... Bed not Sleep... Medicine not health... MONEY-IS-DIRTY It only causes pains and sufferings SO SEND ME UR MONEY AND BE HAPPY ................................................     Have something for U Close ur eyes ! 1..2..3.. Cheater, U didn't close ur eyes, so nothing 4U. ................................................     Que: Why does ADNAN SAMI sing geela geela ??? Think, Think, Think, Dont know? ANS: No huggies available in elephant size!!! 12 Step Internet Recovery Program   12 Step Internet Recovery Program 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.   2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.   3) I will get dressed before noon.   4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.   5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.   6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.   7) I will read a book...if I still remember how.   8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.   9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.   10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.   11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.   12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... And the Internet will always be there tomorrow!   ****** What is B.E?     What is B.E?   8 semesters are there 80GB syllabus 80MB we study 80KB we remember 80 Bytes we answer BINARY marks we get, The Degree finally we get is BE That is Brain Empty (B.E) .................................................     God created men first, Cause he always makes a rough draft before a masterpiece! .................................................     When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,"You are next". They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. [:))] .................................................     "Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully", The divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week." "That's very nice, your honour", the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself". PRICELESS WORDS   PRICELESS WORDS     A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.   He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.   He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.   He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!"   Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.    His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"   His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.   Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"   His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"   Moral : Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00 Broken crockery - $ 800.00 Breakfast - $ 10.00 Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS " Subscribe to: Posts (Atom) ADBRITE REFFERALS E-MAIL subscription Enter your email address: Delivered by FeedBurner   You should visit... #####LETS DO IT##### FOR THE STUDENTS, BY A STUDENT... THE UNIQUE COLLECTION...