Coolest Indian Hoarding

Mamta Mohandas born 1985 in Bahrain is a popular Malaylam actress. She attended the Indian School, Bahrain till 2002. Mamta, who originally hails from Kerala, grew up in Bahrain and is currently undertaking a degree at Mount Carmel, Bangalore. Before films, Mamta was modelling for quite some time, doing both print ads for such names as IBM and Kalyan Kendra and on the ramp for the Mysore Maharajah and Raymonds.

15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN

15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

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3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

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4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

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5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

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6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

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7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

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8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

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9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

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10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener..

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11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

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12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books .

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14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

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15. Sadly, all men are created equal! **********

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Wat love means?

When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore
that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around
to find them.
At that moment, you are in love.

Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh,
your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone.
Then, you are in love.

Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back,
to let you know of their safe arrival,
your phone is quiet.
You are desperately waiting for the call!
At that moment, you are in love.

If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from
that special someone than other many long e-mails,
you are in love.

When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the
emails or SMS messages in your phone because of one message
from that special someone, you are in love.

When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would
not hesitate to think of that special someone.
Then, you are in love.

You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend",but
you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that moment, you are in love.

While you are reading this mail, if someone
appears in your mind,
then u are in love with that person...;))

Beautiful Hearts

Love grows by giving. The love
we give away is the only love we keep.
The only way to retain love
is to give it away.

Elbert Hubbard

Is not this the true romantic feeling...
not to desire to escape life, but to
prevent life from escaping you?

Thomas Clayton Wolfe

Hold fast to dreams,for if
dreams die, life is a broken
winged bird that cannot fly.

Langston Hughes

Love deeply and passionately.
You might get hurt but it's
the only way to live life
completely.

When someone asks you a
question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you
want to know?"

Remember that great love
and great achievements
involve great risk.

Marry a person you love
to talk to. As you get older,
their conversational skills
will be as important
as any other.

:I: F - K :I: World's Best Airport : Knowledge Stuff

Hong Kong International Airport named world's best

The Hong Kong International Airport was named the world's best for the seventh
year in an annual survey of passengers, with Asian airports dominating the top positions in the list.

The annual survey conducted by Skytrax, a U.K.-based consultancy, judges airports on more than
40 categories, ranking them after collecting 8.2 million questionnaires completed
by passengers over a 10-month period.

The passengers judged 190 airports on factors like shopping, dining, staff courtesy,
baggage delivery and wait-times at security, reports the Age.com.au.

Hong Kong, with its reputation for efficiency and comfort, bested airports in
Singapore and Seoul, South Korea, which ranked second and third.

Also in the top 10 were airports in Kansai, Japan, and Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Airports in Europe - Munich, Germany; Copenhagen, Denmark; Zurich, Switzerland; and
Helsinki, Finland - took most of the remaining top spots.
Cape Town, South Africa rounded out the list at No.10.

Missing from the list were any airports in the United States.

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The Richest Man In The Valley

A rich landowner named Carl often rode around his vast estate so he could congratulate himself on his great wealth.

One day while riding around his estate on his favorite horse, he saw Hans, an old tenant farmer. Hans was sitting under a tree when Carl rode by.

Hans said, 'I was just thanking God for my food.'
Carl protested, 'If that is all I had to eat, I wouldn't feel like giving thanks.'
Hans replied, 'God has given me everything I need, and I am thankful for it.'

The old farmer added, 'It is strange you should come by today because I had a dream last night. In my dream a voice told me, 'The richest man in the valley will die tonight.' I don't know what it means, but I thought I ought to tell you.'

Carl snorted, 'Dreams are nonsense,' and galloped away, but he could not forget Hans' words: 'The richest man in the valley will die tonight.'

He was obviously the richest man in the valley, so he invited his doctor to his house that evening.

Carl told the doctor what Hans had said. After a thorough examination, the doctor told the wealthy landowner, 'Carl, you are as strong and healthy as a horse. There is no way you are going to die tonight.'

Nevertheless, for assurance, the doctor stayed with Carl, and they played cards through the night.

The doctor left the next morning and Carl apologized for becoming so upset over the old man's dream.

At about nine o'clock, a messenger arrived at Carl's door.
'What is it?' Carl demanded.

The messenger explained, 'It's about old Hans. He died last night in his sleep.'
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Being rich has nothing to do with money or possessions. But it has everything to do with having a relationship with God.

SCIENCE EXAM

If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers. Some of them are hysterical.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome

Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

How to say I Love You in 100 Languages

How to say I Love You in 100 Languages

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumem
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee)
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Catalan - T'estimo
Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Chinese
Cantonese - Ngo oiy ney a
Mandarin - Wo ai ni
Comanche - U kamakutu nu
(pronounced oo----ka-ma- koo-too-- ---nu) -- Thx Tony
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Cree - Kisakihitin
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien)
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian - Ik hald fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe
Hebrew
To female - "ani ohev otach" (said by male) "ohevet Otach" (said by female)
To male - "ani ohev otcha" (said by male) "Ohevet ot'cha" (said by female)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru or Anata ga daisuki desu
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo or Nanun tangshinul sarang hamnida
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech gaer
Macedonian - Te Sakam
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Maltese - Inhobbok
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Ndebele - Niyakutanda
Norwegian
Bokmaal - Jeg elsker deg
Nyonrsk - Eg elskar deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai
To female - Phom rak khun
To male - Chan rak khun
Informal - Rak te
Tunisian - Ha eh bak
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese
To female - Anh ye^u em
To male - Em ye^u anh
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe
Zazi - Ezhele hezdege
Zuni - Tom ho' ichema

Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?

1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

2. Its best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.

3. You can do it with no hands, but its best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.

4. Its easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.

5. You can do it by yourself, but its usually not as much fun.

6. Its usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

7. Its best to have a soft place to land.

8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.

9. If your're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, its usually best to slow down and wait for them.

10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.

11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

12. If you fall off get right back on.

13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.

14. Remember to signal before you change direction.

15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.

16. Sometimes its nice to have a cushy seat.

17. Once your're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.

18. That's why some of them are called Mountin Bikes.
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But What Did You REALLY Do?

IN THIS ISSUE:

1. But What Did You REALLY Do?
2. Can They See You Above the Clutter?
3. Knowing Your Body's Inattention Warning Signs
4. India Developing $10 Computer

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1. But What Did You REALLY Do?

There are several ways that a resume can doom a job seeker's candidacy. But according to a Yahoo! HotJobs article, the biggest mistake people make when creating their resumes is failing to showcase their accomplishments or contributions to their organizations' bottom line. "If you're in a support position, consider how successful the person you support is and the ways in which you help him or her do their job better," says Lauren Milligan, founder of ResuMAYDAY, a resume-writing and career coaching firm. "Those are your accomplishments." Since your resume has less than 10 seconds to excite a hiring manager or human resources staffer, it's not in your best interest to list the day-to-day details of your job that don't help you to stand out. Read on at:

<http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/career-articles-the_biggest_resume_mistake_you_can_make-436>

2. Can They See You Above the Clutter?

Perhaps you've seen a placard or bumper sticker that asks, "If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then what is an empty desk a sign of?" Most people take the opposite view, says a California Job Journal article. "There is a cultural bias toward orderliness," says Eric Abrahamson, a professor at Columbia University Business School. "Messiness is considered bad." So even if you never have trouble finding things, the image a sloppy workspace projects may be more powerful than the one communicated by the work you do. Read on at:

<http://www.jobjournal.com/article_full_text.asp?artid=2414>

3. Knowing Your Body's Inattention Warning Signs

Though most people are aware of the circadian rhythms that affect when we sleep, few of us are tuned into our bodies' ultradian rhythms, the frequent changes in hormone production, heart rate, body temperature, and brainwave activity that account for why our alertness and effectiveness at work wax and wane several times a day. The authors of a book titled "The Power of Full Engagement" advise people to pay attention to the body's signals indicating that it needs frequent periods of rest and recovery. Taking a quick stroll to the water cooler or just standing up to stretch every 90 to 120 minutes is enough to keep you from spinning your wheels. Read on at:

<http://www.entrepreneur.com/worklife/healthandfitness/healthyandwealthycolumnistkristinwehner/article196038.html>

4. India Developing $10 Computer

For months, observers scratched their heads in disbelief at the Indian government's refusal to participate in MIT's One Laptop Per Child program aimed at closing the digital divide by making a basic computer, priced under US $100, available to everyone. The rationale behind India's stance became clear on 29 July, when an education minister announced that the country is developing a $10 laptop for university students. The government says that when the computer is introduced, it will make bandwidth used for educational purposes available for free. The effort is part of a big push into distance learning that includes plans to build a so-called knowledge network linking the nation's universities via the Internet. Read on at:

<http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=viewArticleBasic&taxonomyName=careers&articleId=9110966&taxonomyId=10&intsrc=kc_top>

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World's Best Airport : Check out

Hong Kong International Airport named world's best

The Hong Kong International Airport was named the world's best for the seventh
year in an annual survey of passengers, with Asian airports dominating the top positions in the list.
The annual survey conducted by Skytrax, a U.K.-based consultancy, judges airports on more than
40 categories, ranking them after collecting 8.2 million questionnaires completed
by passengers over a 10-month period.
The passengers judged 190 airports on factors like shopping, dining, staff courtesy,
baggage delivery and wait-times at security, reports the Age.com.au.
Hong Kong, with its reputation for efficiency and comfort, bested airports in
Singapore and Seoul, South Korea, which ranked second and third.
Also in the top 10 were airports in Kansai, Japan, and Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
Airports in Europe - Munich, Germany; Copenhagen, Denmark; Zurich, Switzerland; and
Helsinki, Finland - took most of the remaining top spots.

Cape Town, South Africa rounded out the list at No.10.Missing from the list were any airports in the United States.