Kabir Vani and Software Engineer (SE)

Kabir Vani and Software Engineer (SE)   font>     Kabir ">Kabir : Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye   SE: Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye, Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye   Kabir : Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu paye Balihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye      SE : Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu paye Balihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye.   Rahim : Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo chatkaye Tode se fir Jude na, Jude gaanth pad jaaye      SE : SE confidence manager, mat todo chatkaye Project to barbaad hoye hi, appraisal mein waat lag jaye.   Kabir : Dheere dheere re mana, dheere sab kuch hoye, Maali seenche sow ghara, ritu aaye phal hoye      SE : Dheere dheere re project leader, dheere project execute hoye, Client dikhaye kitni bhi urgency, release deadline ke baad hi hoye..   Kabir : Jab Tun Aaya Jagat Mein , Log Hanse Tu Roye Aise Karni Na Kari , Pache Hanse Sab roye   SE : Jab project aaye company mein, client hase hum roye, Aisi karni na Kari , TU hase client roye...   Kabir: Dukh Mein Sumiran Sab Kare , Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye Jo Sukh Mein Sumiran Kare , Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye      SE: Rush hour mein kaam sab Karen , routine mein kare na koye, Jo routine mein sab kaam kare, to rush hour kaahe hoye.   Kabir : Pothhi padh padh jag mooya, pandit bhaya na koye, Dhai aakhar prem ka, padhe so pandit hoye      SE : Coding kar AR jag mooya, programmer bhaya na koye, Do shabd copy-paste ke, kare so programmer hoye.   Kabir : Chalati chakki dekh ke, diya Kabira roye, Do paatan ke beechmein, saabut bacha na koye      SE: Client aur manager ko dekhke, engineers saare roye, Deadline meet karne ke chakkar mein, saabut bacha na koye.   Kabir: Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja Khaye Vaid Bichara Kya Kare , Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye      SE: Deadline aisi dakini, man ka tension badhaaye, Kaam itna ho sar par, time pe complete kaise ho paaye.   Kabir: Maala To Kar Mein Phire , Jeebh Phire Mukh Mahin Manua To Chahun Dish Phire, Yeh To Sumiran Nahin      SE: Engineer gaye sab cigarette peene, Leader phire office maahin, Cubicle se jyaada time canteen pe rahe, yeh to dedication naahin   ****** Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom) Blog Archive Blog Archive July (341) June (332) May (429) April (481) March (460) February (541) January (513) December (567) November (515) October (479) September (222) August (133) July (98) June (491) May (607) April (654) March (643) February (532) January (545) December (546) November (621) October (539) September (490) August (578) July (710) June (696) May (804) April (685) March (679) February (665) January (721) December (676) November (580) October (641) September (621) August (561) July (627) June (611) May (541) April (573) March (546) February (454) January (464) December (579) November (550) October (507) September (432) August (520) July (488) June (271) May (161) April (167) March (104) February (2) Labels amazing (8) animals (4) astrology (4) bikes (7) Bollywood (18) career (13) cars (3) creative (6) cricket (1) different (12) facts (23) fashion (14) funny (40) hollywood (8) jokes (20) lifestyle (23) love (20) places (1) poems (7) records (1) religious (2) sms (24) songs (6) south side (2) story (14) technology (20) E-MAIL subscription Enter your email address: Delivered by FeedBurner copyright. om. Picture Window theme. Powered by Blogger.